- Him: What gives the US government the right to tell the Redskins what they can name their team?
- Me: Well first of all, the law says the US Patent office can cancel a trademark if it's offensive. And they never said the Redskins had to change their name. Just that they weren't going to hold their trademark any more.
- Him: I just don't like all this PC crap.
- Me: So? You want me to care about your feelings now? Even after you just said you don't care if the Redskins name is offensive or not?
Requests for OITNB season 3:
Replace the intro song with Vee getting hit by a truck for two minutes.