di-atribe: Archive

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Feb 29th

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Gas Prices

I posted this on facebook and facebook’s notes suck terribly, so I’m replicating it here. Sorry for all two of you who might have to see it twice. Here goes: I’ve been seeing this picture & similar pictures out and about the intarwebs: . You know how that’s working out for me? Super. Because I know that taking the gas prices from one single day says NOTHING about...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Watch

aubreyli: chriscolfernication: Darren Criss and Kermit the frog singing Rainbow Connection -Full Here’s one with the pre-song conversation as well. Darren Criss needs to stop being so perfect all the time it’s getting on my nerves. THE NERVES IN MY LOINS, THAT IS

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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“I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of...”

– Rick Santorum, Currently the #2 leading Republican Candidate for President of the United States (via squibble) What the ever-loving fuck

Feb 24th

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“Some people are actually jerkfaces, but most people are only acting like...”

– Spawn, after I complained about Sebastian’s sudden redemption on glee in “On my way”

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Texas Kicks Planned Parenthood from Medicare →

tehblackbirdisincognito: namelessgenxer: So how many more women will die because you EVIL FUCKING CHRISTIANS have impinged on the 1st Amendment Rights of your fellow Americans to the point of denying healthcare to the neediest in the name of Jesus Christ? Also feast thine eyes on these idiots in McKinney TX protesting a PP office that doesn’t even perform abortions. Hey, if you want...

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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“Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.”

– Ron Swanson (via pleasant-tomorrow)

Feb 24th

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Every time someone unfollows me...

I rush to my followers list and make sure all the cool people are still there. Whew. Thanks, guys.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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High five, Antonio thedailywhat: No Shoes, No Same-Sex Marriage, No Service of the Day: New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez will have find a new place to get her hair did after her openly gay stylist refused to allow her back in his salon until she changes her stance on same-sex marriage. “The governor’s aides called not too long ago, wanting another appointment to come in,” Antonio Darden,...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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fuckyeahgiorgiotsoukalos asked: Great Giorgio pics...did you find those on his facebook?

Feb 21st

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As Spawn gets older, it gets easier to explain...

Spawn: Nolan Ryan & Jerry Jones are pretty much the same anyway

Me: Excuse me? What? No! Jerry Jones is Emperor Palpatine & Nolan Ryan is like.... Han Solo. No. Don't ever say that again or you're sleeping in the garage.

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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AMAZING RACE DRINKING GAME

crunchingthenumbers: atdemergency: drink everytime someone doesn’t know how to drive stickshift die of alcohol poisoning Or every time you hear something absurdly culturally insensitive. Kinda like “This is the first time I have ever made a piñata.” Or every time pretty girls think they’re being underestimated because they’re pretty

Feb 20th

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